Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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