Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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