Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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