He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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