Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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