Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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