Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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