the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
This house was built for laser tag.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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