he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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