So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
