And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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