I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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