Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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