Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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