I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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