foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I did not marry a roomba.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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