chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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