this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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