Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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