do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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