I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize