We're like a lot better than the average bears
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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