the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
