Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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