bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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