Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wish I could teleport
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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