Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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