She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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