the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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