if i can run in heels then i can drive
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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