they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Randomize
