im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i came on her dog
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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