Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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