yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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