? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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