I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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