Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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