I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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