nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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