You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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