you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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