Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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