What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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