Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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