Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
