I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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