scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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