quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
