I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Small penises have feelings too.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Randomize