i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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