..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
okay pat passed out under dana's car
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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