i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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