someone get that fucking seahorse.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Randomize
