all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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