a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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