i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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