What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So much rum. So many feels.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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