the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
two words...techno handjob
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Green mimosas i think yes
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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